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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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.
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BLOODY MOSQUITO !!!!
SMS Length : 129
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
SMS Length : 140
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work
SMS Length : 125
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What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
SMS Length : 114
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
SMS Length : 98
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster..
SMS Length : 74
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
SMS Length : 107
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
SMS Length : 121
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
SMS Length : 80
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
SMS Length : 84
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'ok come and note the number' :)
SMS Length : 112
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
SMS Length : 109
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA
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An urdu funny sms
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
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Rabri : oji sunte ho raat me billi(cat) pura dudhwa p jati hai. Lalu : tereko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me blaujwa ka button lga kr soya kar.
SMS Length : 113
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After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
"If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever"

Boy: Thanks for the warning!!!
SMS Length : 112
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Sexy Teacher: Main kisi per bhi aik nazar dal kay bata sakti hoon
kay woh meray baray main kia soch raha hai.

Student: Miss jab ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na!!
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Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..
SMS Length : 107
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In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl every where
Yu Know who was dat boy?


Stupid Itz Life boy Soap

Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.
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Funny sms for friends
apko 1 word bhejta hu
jise ap aage se padhoya pichhe se
aapko apna hi naam dikhai dega
ULLU
SMS Length : 73