Funny SMS

Funny sms jokes
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
SMS Length : 91
Funny messages
Boy : while filling up a form: "Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?"
Dad : Very long!
SMS Length : 75
Funny sms jokes
Cast of a new Hindi movie:
Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE BREAST
SMS Length : 121
Funny messages
Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?
SMS Length : 129
Govt Holidays - Funny Jokes
Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.
SMS Length : 107
Funny Shayari
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
SMS Length : 122
Funny sms - doctor and patient
Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona
SMS Length : 106
Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C
Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property
SMS Length : 110
Ek pagal or aadmi.. funny jokes
Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,
le ab bansuri baaja.
SMS Length : 103
Highest level of stupidity
What is the highest level of stupidity?
Ans:- Jab kansmama ko pata tha ki devki aur Vasudev ki 8wa santan uska badh karega
to dono ko karagar me eksaath kyun rakha?.....
SMS Length : 139
Funny conversation between a boy and a girl
Boy - if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl - I'll think.......ek bewakoof,
jo pura paper attempt kaar sakta tha
woh sirf objectives likhke bhag gaya.
SMS Length : 128
90 year old man and doctor
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
SMS Length : 241
I love your daughter
A boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Girls Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.
SMS Length : 99
I love your daughter
Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho

socho

socho

aur socho

sochte raho


Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas :D
SMS Length : 124
Teacher and student
Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide
SMS Length : 102
Funny jokes about Sania Mirza
Sania Mirza started playing at the age of 6.. After that..
Everything in her life changed..
Except the SIZE of her skirt...!!
SMS Length : 104
Koun si devi ki prasad famous - funny jokes
Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao....
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.
SMS Length : 91
A Funny Jokes
BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
SMS Length : 93
Happy smile day
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day
SMS Length : 121
Funny question and answer about shadi
Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ? Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
SMS Length : 126