Funny SMS

Crazy mom - funny text
Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i've done at young age,
i am really thankful to god that u dont bark.
SMS Length : 122
Ladki ke badle Maa
Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
uski
MAA manglu?
SMS Length : 116
Two gay friends
What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl...?
..
.
YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO "ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA"
SMS Length : 111
Funny sms about Father's Age
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
SMS Length : 90
Damn Funny sms jokes in hindi
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.

boy: aap kon?

girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?



boy: main chutia...
SMS Length : 226
Funny sms about Ayodha Raam Mandir
Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....


kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega
SMS Length : 95
3 Monkeys
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)











No its not you...

Why do u always think u r a monkey?
SMS Length : 157
A funny t-shirt slogan
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..
SMS Length : 95
A funny puzzle sms
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Cant solve it??? pass on
SMS Length : 110
Post Graduate - Funny Jokes
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?


Simple.......

Post Master
SMS Length : 136
Funny jokes - Teacher vs student
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?


STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
SMS Length : 94
Employee and boss - a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"

BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
SMS Length : 110
Spaces between fingers - A Funny Jokes
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?

So that someone would come in your life..

hold your hand & say...



"LE BIDI PEE.."
SMS Length : 116
One Day One Fool - A Funny Message
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!
SMS Length : 108
A funny sms - Price of Banana peel
Cstmer : How much is that banana for?

Slsman : Rs.10

Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
SMS Length : 174
Kamina Master ji
School mein master ji ne puchha - " Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain"
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : "Kami na"
SMS Length : 93
A funny sms poetry
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
SMS Length : 85
Son and mom - A funny sms message
son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai.
SMS Length : 125
Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari
Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.
SMS Length : 108
Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari
Say who is guilty
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband ;)
SMS Length : 135