One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

"i'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said,
"I want a spectacular job - a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"poof!" said the genie. "you are a housewife." :p

Read each word Reversely:

A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Scratch & Win ..
||||||||
|||||||n
||||||an
||||han
|||than
Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

Understanding a girl is like
downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s

At the stage of 99% completion...
you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE

Try again

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I don t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
.
.
.
.
70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P

Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:

If u don't hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I'll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain ...

A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!