Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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I'm so CUTE.

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Click here for answer!
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Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..