Husband Wife SMS

Husband or Gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
SMS Length : 97
Bakri or Bhains
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked: "Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri hay!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hu"
SMS Length : 118
Nind mein gaali
Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?

Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???

Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
SMS Length : 139
Yakinan Andha
A beggar- 'Oh sundari! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..'

Husband said 2 his wife- "De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai..." :p
SMS Length : 121
Who is paying the bill
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
SMS Length : 106
Newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
SMS Length : 116
Who is guilty
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
SMS Length : 160
Is Saal Roza Rakho Gey
Wife: Is Saal Roza Rakhoge?
Husband: Nahi

Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Ha
SMS Length : 129
Khwabo me akeli ladki
Husbnd: Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi

Wife:Akeli aye hogi?

Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?

Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha...!
SMS Length : 129
Pehle ka 99
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
SMS Length : 102
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bolay,
"DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?"

tabhi wife zor se chillayi

"CHAKKAAAA!!!"
SMS Length : 119
Kon kitna pyar karta hain - husband of wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

"Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti"
SMS Length : 157
Funny confession of Husband
Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?

Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?
I was not wearing shirt at that time : )
SMS Length : 115
Husband becoming a Sadhu - funny jokes about husband and wife
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !
SMS Length : 172
Expiry date
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
SMS Length : 132
Wife : Book or Calender
Wife to Husband : I am the book of your life...
Husband : This is what I regret...

If you were a calender then could have changed one every year !
SMS Length : 116
How Many Boyfriends
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage??
Wife remains silent.....

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De....
SMS Length : 127
Koun thi woh
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, "Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi
SMS Length : 145
Movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
SMS Length : 104
Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hain
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
SMS Length : 111