When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a car battery.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
It seems to me I spent my life in car pools but you know that's how I kept track of what was going on.
American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car they calculate everything: the speed the distance But in Hong Kong we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
To attract men I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
If God drives a car He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
Home nowadays is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast and stick it out the window.
Many kids come out of college they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics.
When you first get money you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas you're not going anywhere.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards but that's not the case. Sure my parents were generous; I got a nice car at 16 but at 18 I was cut off. I've worked really hard. I opened the store myself.
I remember at the age of five travelling on a trolley car with my mother past a group of women on a picket line at a textile plant seeing them being viciously beaten by security people. So that kind of thing stayed with me.
The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers.
The most important loan to pay is your student loan. It's more important than your mortgage car and credit card payments. You cannot discharge student loan debt in the majority of cases.
I really think we should pass a law in every state I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
I remember at the age of five travelling on a trolley car with my mother past a group of women on a picket line at a textile plant seeing them being viciously beaten by security people. So that kind of thing stayed with me.
When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I had to stop driving my car for a while the tires got dizzy.
When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win second or third place is not enough.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights but you can make the whole trip that way.
I had never been able to get a car that said how much I cared about the environment until I drove electric.
See what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car aren't you? Well I've always had fast cars. It's not that. It's the fear that you're past your best. It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.
Societies need rules that make no sense for individuals. For example it makes no difference whether a single car drives on the left or on the right. But it makes all the difference when there are many cars!
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Well I always had a chauffer because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isn't really about loving cars. It's sort of about needing them.
Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.
America just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt but people die in plane crashes lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die some get hurt some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment you perform better when your thoughts feelings emotions goals and values are in balance.
I miss Saturday morning rolling out of bed not shaving getting into my car with my girls driving to the supermarket squeezing the fruit getting my car washed taking walks.
Personally I just think rap music is the best thing out there period. If you look at my deck in my car radio you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy that's all I live that's all I listen to that's all I love.