The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
When a guy tells me I'm cute it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well but you can't really pet them.
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because and I am not making this up he had a pet cat.
When you want a break from dogs and you take them to the kennel to the stars no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had with a lot of groups that use humor people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like until you buy the vinyl record you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face you should go home and examine your conscience.
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.