Dog's Quotes

Demetri Martin
I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said 'Does he bite?' She said 'No.' And I said 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Keywords : liar, girl, women
Ann Landers
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Keywords : wonderful, accept, dog,don't,dog's