The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is "Remember 1 Thing Son If U're Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap"
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Company making tissues
Man 1: "I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business."
Man 2: "Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1: "i've A Company, Make Tissue Papers ..." ;->
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Elephant sat on mercedes
What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ??? . . . . Everyone Knows "The Mercedes bends" ;->
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Are u sure u love me & no1 else?
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Our son got his brain from me
Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!
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When I was born...Devil said
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. & When u were born devil said ... Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
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Have a horrible day without water
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...
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In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Difference between a woman and a magnet
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
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Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!
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Past year performance repeated.
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
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Name one important thing
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
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A love letter from biscuit maker
What does ILU means?
I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they... I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
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How you control your anger
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
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What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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I want to share all your worries
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
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A girl & boy were sitting alone
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.
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In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.