A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again‚.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again‚.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Todays dinner should be light‚

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"

Receiptionist: "One second sir....".

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!