I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own so both of them together is certain death.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere someone said to themselves You know I want to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.