There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes cry rant and rave and at the sound of the bell simmer down and go about business as usual.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades so will his eyesight.