Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness and so frivolous is he that though full of a thousand reasons for weariness the least thing such as playing billiards or hitting a ball is sufficient enough to amuse him.
When I was a little kid I used to play with guys twice my age so I was the last one picked so if I picked I knew that I had to get the ball to the scorer if I wanted to stay on the court so that was pretty much my job.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.