I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like Hey I know him.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
When you want a break from dogs and you take them to the kennel to the stars no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!
I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dogs are not our whole life but they make our lives whole.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I stand fearlessly for small dogs the American Flag motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
To his dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice hates dogs and patronizes human beings.
I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie' I was comfortable around the dog where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.