The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
No matter how calmly you try to referee parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.