Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it because it is very true.
If somebody invented cigarettes today the government would not legalize them.
I don't know who invented high heels but all women owe him a lot.
In the name of Hypocrites doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.