I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could for grown-ups.
It costs a lot to sue a magazine and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
I told my mom 'I'm not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover'. She said "Miley you are the girl on the cover' and I was like 'I know but I don't feel like that girl every day.' You can't always feel perfect.