You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees then names the streets after them.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I of course used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.