Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
The telephone is a 100-year-old technology. It's time for a change. Charging for phone calls is something you did last century.
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.