Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
The dilemma of modern medicine and the underlying central flaw in medical education and most of all in the training of interns is the irresistible drive to do something anything. It is expected by patients and too often agreed to by their doctors in the face of ignorance.
Our record number of teenagers must become our record number of high school and college graduates and our record number of teachers scientists doctors lawyers and skilled professionals.
Remember half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
In the name of Hypocrites doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
The great secret of doctors known only to their wives but still hidden from the public is that most things get better by themselves; most things in fact are better in the morning.
People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
Growing up my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
America has the best doctors the best nurses the best hospitals the best medical technology the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world. There is absolutely no reason we should not have in this country the best health care in the world.
As a physician I know many doctors want to utilize new technology but they find the cost prohibitive.