I'm sort of like a lame single guy in a red sports car.
My father he was like the rock the guy you went to with every problem.
When a guy tells me I'm cute it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut nice guys. So it's strange.
I mean I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
I've never gone out with a guy who is older than me by more than a couple years. Usually it's my age a little bit older or even a little bit younger. But not a 15- or 20-year difference.
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.
You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.
I think women get caught up too much in having a plan - 'I'm going to get married at this age; I'm going to have a kid at this age' - and then they just try to find a guy who will fit into that picture. I don't want my life to be based on that.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch and if you get hooked on scotch then everything else just tastes wrong.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite the male ego.
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.