An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.
No one should have to choose between medicine and other necessities. No one should have to use the emergency room every time a child gets sick. And no one should have to live in constant fear that a medical problem will become a financial crisis.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
I would love a family. I'm at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows.
The first man gets the oyster the second man gets the shell.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
For me singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light out of the darkness.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer.
When a hundred men stand together each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
The average healthy well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Don't let your ego get too close to your position so that if your position gets shot down your ego doesn't go with it.
Everyone talks about age but it's not about age. It's about work ethic. Winning never gets old.
Michelle Pfeiffer hasn't been finding a lot of work recently because she doesn't like what a woman her age is offered. That's a real double standard. You get Sean Connery who gets older and older still playing opposite young ladies but it doesn't work the other way around.
I would love a family. I'm at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows.
A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.
When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers we have work to do. We must design our middle and high schools so that no student gets lost in the crowd and disconnected from his or her own potential.
Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married.
When the traveler goes alone he gets acquainted with himself.
My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experience behind him.
One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question "How?" but it gets terribly confused when you ask the question "Why?"
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.