Funny SMS

Teacher and pappu - Funny sms
teacher:agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do??
pappu: just dial 001...police bhi peche se ayegi.
SMS Length : 92
Pappu in bus - Funny sms
pappu double deckar bus me upar jakar betha
jese hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condcr:niche q aaye?
pappu: oye, upar driver nhi he
SMS Length : 113
A funny hindi sms
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
SMS Length : 141
Wife and Husband - Funny Jokes
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
SMS Length : 134
Funny sms jokes about Brain Transplantaion
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before
SMS Length : 122
Surprise to day - Funny text messages
Son - I want a baby brother.
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?
SMS Length : 106
Funny sms
A newly married girl name Ruby got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!
SMS Length : 108
9 Confusions
"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
SMS Length : 362
ECG when you go out
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________
SMS Length : 124
Common in Police and Girlfriend
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kar
Chhod Dete Hain ! :p
SMS Length : 116
An elephant and three ants - a funny joke
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)
SMS Length : 140
Girlfriend in the language of Math
What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
SMS Length : 98
Funny sms messages
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.
SMS Length : 123
Funny sms jokes
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....
Thats why boys go to college
SMS Length : 106
Monkey and Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
SMS Length : 101
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don't exist in todays world
SMS Length : 79
Hindi Funny Shayari
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke riwajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
SMS Length : 140
Funny hindi poem
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
SMS Length : 131
A funny coversation
beta-5 rupey de do
papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe
SMS Length : 118
A man on his death time
one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i'm here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.
SMS Length : 107