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God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and.. Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
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I thought It was MONEY
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?



Ans. cars seat belt... u dirty mind!
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World's smallest resignation letter
World's smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you
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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!".. :P
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
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Importance of thumb
Importance of thumb...

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory

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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh...u toooo?
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU ll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-
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A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z
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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
SMS Length : 120
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some good person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."
SMS Length : 120
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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more ¦this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.."
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
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Funny kids
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied "NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".
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A funny sms about wedding ring
Girl:It s 2 tight
Boy:Don t worry,I ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can t,
Gal:It s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says "OK THEN
OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study"
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