Funny SMS

Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
SMS Length : 118
One hundred percent
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
SMS Length : 182
Funny hindi jokes
Sir - Baccho kasam khao kabhi sarab, cigarate, jua or ladki ko nehi chuoge.Des k liye jaan doge..
Bacche - de denge sir, aysi zindegi rakh k kya karenge.
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A funny love letter of biscuit wala
Biscuit wala"s love letter - Dear MARRIE, wish u a GOOD DAY,U have just KRACKJACKED my LITTLE HEARTS,now i am in 50-50 position,plz dont play HIDE N SEEK with me,ur TIGER.
SMS Length : 141
Funny Bengali Jokes
Question - jatak golper Buddhadeb ses jibone ki hoye jonmechilen?
Answer - Paschim banger cheif minister.
SMS Length : 90
Funny sms jokes about vodafone
A lady delivered twins,surprisingly 1 s a boy and another 1 is a dog. how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a VODAFONE dealer,whereever u go,network follows.
SMS Length : 132
Funny text messages
A man saw his wife sleeping wd his friend.
He took a gun and shot him.
Wife says in anger "is tarha behave karoge to sare dost kho doge."
SMS Length : 109
Funny text message - saand amd gai
Saand - " kya bolti tu?"
Gai - "kya main bolu?"Saand "sun''
Gai - " suna"
Saand - "aati kya goshala?"
Gai - "kya karu aake main goshala?"
Saand - "mundi hilayenge,ghas chabayenge,gobar felayenge aur kya".
SMS Length : 169
Funny commercial messages
If all big companies starts to market condom of their brand?
Pepsodent condom kare raat bhar dhisum dhisum.
Colgate condom yeh hamara suraksha chakra
MRF condom Extra rubber,extra milage.
Moov condom aah se aaha tak
Sprite condom Bujhaye only pyaas baki sab bakwas
Tata sky condom iski laga dala toh life jhingalala.
SMS Length : 265
Love never die - a funny mssg
2 lovers plans 2 suicide.
Boy - jumped 1st,
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die.
SMS Length : 127
Funny sms message
Wife 2 husband - oh zara dhire se karo rajdhani chala rahe ho kya?Maalgadi chalao na.
Their son fell from bed and said - jo marji chalaopadh passenger ko maat girao.
SMS Length : 135
Cat and Elephant - A Funny message
Cat - how old r u?
Elephant - 15 years
Cat - 15 ? but u look so big
Elephant - i am a complan boy
Cat - i am 30
Elephant - 30? but u look so small.
Cat - i am ponds age miracle.
SMS Length : 132
Funny jokes
On a romantic day sardar's girl friend asks him,Darling on our engagement day,will u give me a ring?
Sardar - sure but from landline or mobile?
SMS Length : 118
Hot and funny sms
Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki -
"main nahate samay kaya kagaun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe?
Ram dev ne kaha - "Bathroom ka darwaja".
SMS Length : 117
Funny sms messages
Santa - kitne bacche hai aapke?
Banta - 13.
Santa - baapre itne bacche kyun?
Banta - gharwali k baap se waada kiya tha ki kabbhi usko khali pet nehi rakhunga.
SMS Length : 128
Funny messages
you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
SMS Length : 108
Funny sms jokes
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removed Sandals = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy Behind Her
Said
"U Carry On",
I Have Coins!
SMS Length : 124
Romance Mathematics - Funny message
~ Romance Mathematics ~

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
SMS Length : 126
What a joke
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
SMS Length : 119
Decent Funny Sms
Wife :-I will die.
Husband :- I will also die.
Wife :- why will you die?
Husband :- because I can't bear that much happiness
SMS Length : 100