Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch :-)

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,

Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,

Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,

Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,

Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,

Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,

Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,

Himmat to dekho hamari...
Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai....

Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)

Piece of PHILOSOPHY :

Small things hurt a lot

Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..! ;-)

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl's Smile
&

2. A Girl's Tears.

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves...
"Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha
doosre din doosri ladki ke sath
teesre din teesri ladki ke sath
baitha tha
Moral of the story
Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

I m a fl¸wer
but
ROSE is U,

Im star
but
MOON is U,

I m stone
but
DIAMOND is U,

I m the sky
but
SUN is U,

I m the LIGHT
but

LOAD SHEDDING IS U

Hi,
My name is
€BUBBLI€

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦

Excuse me.....
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check...
Some error is there....
Kyonki sms jata to hai...
par aata nahi hai.

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher

But What about Failed student?

A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER...!