How to settle abroad?

For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle

For Girls:
Marry this guy

Boy: "ILY" ...

Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

Always Remember
Never Go At The First Call Of:
"Come, Dinner's Ready!"
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It's A Trap For You
To Prepare The Table.

Attitude Of Youth :)

"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It Is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.

Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

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5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There€™s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Tell someone you love them today,
because life is short.

But

Shout it at them in German,
because life is also terrifying and confusing

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You have just watched my new film
"Taare mobile per" ;-)

I love hearing rumors about myself,
most of the time, its stuff I didn't
even know about myself.

Women are like fruits
Every woman has her own unique taste & color
The problem is the men
They seem to love fruit salad

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"

boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily! :-)

Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
"will you marry me?"
The girl replied,"No"

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.