A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life

Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.

life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.

Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.

Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people

"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D

Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses

thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)

Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!

Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !

Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!

Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab

Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri

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Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"

The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

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M:Muft da
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

You can't tap your back for a job well done.
You can't hug yourself for comfort.
You can't cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That's why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can't.

Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :)

"LEFT is always open for those
who dont want to go RIGHT."

"Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss".

Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)

Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)