Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D

A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!

GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:

1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.

Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Success Formula,

B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same"
should be asked;

Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,

One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys

Beleive this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
. . . . . . .
Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D

Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D

It's a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye "Thanda pani"
usay
"garam" ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p

Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U'll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U'll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U'll die daily.

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.