Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

If People Could Hear
The Next Five Seconds
After
I Hit End On A Call,
I Would Have No Friends...

: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
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.
> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)

Explain the word "Automatically"
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
.
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
.
.
.
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

This Is How Fashion Freaks
Learn Alphabets Today:

A For Armani
B - Burberry
C - Chanel
D - Dior
E - Escada
F - Fendi
G - Gucci
H - Hermes
I - Iceberg
J - Jimmy Choo
K - Karl Lagerfeld
L - Louis Vuitton
M - Manolo Blahnik
N - Nina Ricci
O - Oscar De La Renta
P - Prada
Q - Mcqueen
R - Ralph Lauren
S -Salvatore Ferragamo
T - Tods
U - Ungaro
V - Versace
W - Wolfgang Joop
X - 2-Xist
Y - Yves Saint Laurent
Z - Zara

Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart

If you save,
U agree I'm smart

If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart

&

If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

?6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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.
.
.
17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
&
I can't stop cheating on you

Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)

Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)

We Have Solution For All The Problems
.
.
.
.
.
When They R Not Ours:p

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!