Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

By A Non-Vegetarian :

"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life"

How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec??
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Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."

Agree With The Dictionary.

Boys Before Girls,

Partying Before Studying

&

Friends Before Love

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"

Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts.. :D

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

Attitude reloaded... ;-)

GIRL: I hate you... :-l
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BOY: What a co_incidence :-D

Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it
happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
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They wont even give their phone no.
even to a KNOWN person
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But they give all their PRIVATE details
to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
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To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. ;)

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!
-
I m 'Pathan',
My Name Is 'Altaf',
I Speak 'Sindhi'
And
Live In 'Baloch Colony'
With My 'Punjabi' Family

Girl's silence is dangerous.

They're either :
---> about to blow up
---> need a hug
---> falling apart
---> crying inside

Or all of the above.

Height Of Bravery For Girls in 2013
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Moving Out Of House
Without Make-Up :P