"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,

Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

Medical Question:

Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.

Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart

Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers

Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty

Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration

Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;->

Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

I askd4Stone,u gv me statue
I askd4Leaf,u gv me flwer
I askd hanky2wipe my tears,u gv me ur hand
Tell me the truth, are you deaf?

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

The Biggest Internet Lie
that we have all told at least once
.
.
.
.
.
"I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz

"True love comes only 1 time with 1 person.

If it comes for the second time,
it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!!" :-)

Marwadi wins lottery
Pandit tels him 2 offer a share 2 God
He throws the money up in d air,
saying~God take all u want.I'l tak watever falls

When a married man says- "I'll think about it",

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz

Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.

So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.

Sincerely,

Girls. =P

Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!

"Your pain may give laugh to somebody
bt
your Laugh should nt give pain to anybody..."

"We believe Goodluck will
do Someday,Something 4 us..
bt
We dnt knw Goodluck is also Waiting
tht we do Something,Someday"

After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You:P"

Irony 0f Our Society

Our Phones Fall,
We Panic.

Our Friends Fall,
We Laugh.

Isn't It So Damn Weird ? ? ?

Facebook Skype:

Now Married People Can
Cheat Via Skype
While Watering Their Crops
0n FarmVille .. =D

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday