I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
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Aren't You The Waiter?:p

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Height of over love
A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because
He feels that her hand
Might pain while typing the text.

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

Equation Of Life

? Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad

Adding above 2,

Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad

2Life = Happy + Sad

So,

Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!

Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

The world's most beautiful sentence is...
"BUT...I LOVE U"
and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
"I LOVE YOU...BUT.."

Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact