Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

The only person to whom
women listens carefully
is a photographer .. :p

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p

If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.

Pathan's wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note ... That said
"the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U'll find 'em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
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** dust bin **

Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
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So beware!

99% are running around
without proper medication!!

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching?

Man: our wedding DVD :p

The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!