Corporate Lessons

"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
.
.
Simple
.
.
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!

Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!